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The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.
"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
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jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)
Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "
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one who jousts jobbies, a poop stabber, homosexual. Jobby is a UK slang for shit, jouster..a poker or prodder
that guy is such a jobby jouster
When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.
The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight
1. A large brown solid that makes its exit from a creatures body through the anus.
2. David Becham
1. I just did a big jobby
2. I hate david becham for he is a jobby, in fact he's a big jobby.
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Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces
woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm
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A dick that is shaped like a jobbie.
'Adam Sandler did not realize the man had found the click remote, he called it the 'dick jobbie' device.'
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