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Bob: What you doin?
Fabio: Listening to Hey Jude, by The Beatles.
Jarusha: The Beatles suck ASS.
*Bob and Fabio shove rulers down Jarusha's throat*
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Basically when you shave your entire head and look like you got drafted
Dude: Yooo Lucas nice Jude Cut
*dabs him up*
Lucas: Thanks man I got it yesterday
A phonetic spelling of the phrase "jewed", sometimes used in online FPS games when someone gets cheap-shotted.
Also used when someone gets cheated out of something.
Double-Teamed
Noob: Gay. I just got jude.
Ex. 2
I got jude out of my money when I bought that fucking iPod.
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hottest man alive. my husband :)
jude is mine, all mine.
jude bellingham means that he is the hottest man
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br jude is a math teacher who teached in LSC, whom is a math teacher for 1D in 2022-2023.
His word is always,"sit properly!".And this sentence is always used in Thomas Tai, the catholic coordinator.
And when br jude saw thomas tai was playing, he would put thomas out the classroom 'nicely'.
And when students forgot to bring their textbook, br jude will let them copy the whole powerpoint slide, or write a prayer poem.
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An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.
"Where did you park your car?"
"The Valet took care of it."
"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."
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Dirty Jude has great dick and and knows how to fuck. You will eat his ass like Jesus at the Last Supper.
I ate Dirty Jude's ass last night.
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