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Also known as a JD. When you go to drop a deuce in a toilet with a high water level, and your nut sack takes an unexpected dip in the water. More likely to happen when it's warm outside.
Yo Mike! Did a Junk Dip this morning. Scared the crap out of me.
Unsanitary or unsighly genitalia, usually resulting from the contraction of some sort of venereal disease. Yuck junk characteristics may include foul odors, discoloration, bumps, lesions, etc.
"yeah, she's cute and all, but she has got some SERIOUS yuck-junk!! As crudded up as that girl is, you would be better off fucking a monkey from Sub-Saharan Africa........ or a Haitian refugee. You should wash your dick for even thinking about it!!"
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When you're wearing coveralls and they ride up causing a huge bulge with your cock an balls. Usually when reaching up high or while in a confined space and your knees are in your chest.
Hulse's balls were all up in my face as she was working. I screamed get ur junk pile out my face bitch!
I was stuck in this hole and my buddy yelled, "nice junk pile bro." It was right in his face!
'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.
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I got crabs and had to shave my pubes off , so I bought a junk rug to wear until my hair grew back.
jank- a person with no moral compass. A tool.- something you use to do a crime with. Someone you use for sex. Junk Someone you wouldn't take home to meet the grandparents. A dump truck. Someone that's going no where in life.
Oh' hi nice to meet you jank junk.
Person with a crappy truck hauling junk/trash. Beware of following to close, you may get hit with burger wrappers or beer cans.
Get the hell out of my way you slow ass Junk Fuck!
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