karate sheets

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

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national karate

A shity hell hole

I went to national karate and was in the garage dumb

Folsom karate

It's where you take down your cell mate , render him helpless and suck his dick

I would t get to close to him. He seems proficient in Folsom karate

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party karate

A party that involves white powder that you snort up your nose.

chop a line....
we going to be chopping karate style.... chop, chop, chop....sniff, sniff, sniff.

Hey man tonight we are going to party karate style! CHOP!

Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

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Body Karate

Cocaine, It gives your body a kick.

Got any body karate? I could use a kick.

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Karate Explosion

1.) Randomness

2.) To shit in a sack, and then hit someone across the face while making a "hi-ya" sound.

I gave my friend a karate explosion, he smelt like ass for weeks.

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