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When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.
He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.
When someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. By using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.
Did you see Tommy struggling with the Turkey? Ya I felt bad, I wanted to help him out. He was giving that Turkey the Karate Carving beat down!
A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.
Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
A party that involves white powder that you snort up your nose.
chop a line....
we going to be chopping karate style.... chop, chop, chop....sniff, sniff, sniff.
Hey man tonight we are going to party karate style! CHOP!
Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.
I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."
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Cocaine, It gives your body a kick.
Got any body karate? I could use a kick.
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1.) Randomness
2.) To shit in a sack, and then hit someone across the face while making a "hi-ya" sound.
I gave my friend a karate explosion, he smelt like ass for weeks.
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