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After removing the keef from ones weed ie.-a keef box you press the keef with a little heat to make keef hash.
Making keef hash brightens my day.
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Full name John Joseph Keefe. One of the most amazing drummers in the entire world. He is very short, but completely adorable. You can tell he loves what he is doing with all of his heart, and he loves his band mates in both boys like girls and the rebels! He loves his fans more than all of that and is very thankful and a very happy person, though he can be very sarcastic as well! His smile is probably one of the warmest I've ever seen.
aka Beef, Johnny Beef, John-a-hunk-of-beef-Keefe!
Person 1: John keefe is amazing! I love him so much and he just waved to me from he stage!
Person 2: OMG I just caught Beef's drum stick! I'm so happy right now I'm crying, and he's looking right at me and smiling!!!! I could die happily now!
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The dust at the bottom of cereal bags that accumulates from debris of broken cereal pieces
I want to top off this fat bowl of Lucky Charms with some cereal keef to make it that much sweeter.
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When you go to pack a little bit of keef from your grinder on top of your bowl and realize there was not as much as you thought. The keef thief could be a.) some grimey bastard at the party you had then night before, or b.) the result of your high ass spilling your keef without realizing it.
Rob: Dude I coulda sworn my keef collection was bigger than this. Fuckin keef thief strikes again.
Alex: Actually your dumbass spilled half of it while you were admiring your stash and didn't realize it. Moron.
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(Verb) To take or obtain something, possibly illegally
Bobby: Hey David what are you doing right now?
David: Nothing much, I gotta go Chief Keef some vodka for these stupid high school kids. They’re paying good though so no biggie. I can hang afterward though.
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When you load a bong bowl in the following order.
1.weed
2.keef layer in the middle
3.more weed on top
This creates a special smoking experience. The bowl can relate to a jr. roast beef sandwich from Arby's. The weed acts as the two buns and the keef is the delicious meat in the middle. The moment you "roast" it, a euphoric feeling overcomes your whole body. It is a mixture of tasting a jr deluxe sandwich and pure love.
"Hey man you got some dank"
"oh i just picked up some fresh doja, i'm about to load a roast keef sandwich, you ready?"
"damn it has been too long since I've had something this dank, I sense that I'll be geeking out very soon, probably grubbin on one of them Arby's sandwiches too"
Cheif Keef is the first man to ever make music.
He also created the universe
Yo, let's pray for our Lord Cheif Keef/Sosa in church
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