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Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!

If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.

by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023


Fuck the kev

In the language of savages it means 'Fuck the Queen"

FUCK THE KEV.

by Sirsavage December 26, 2016


kev ball

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.

check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah

by ministy of talula April 26, 2009


Kev-asaurus

Like a dad, just more mighty

Kev-asaurus needed help with finding google on his phone.

by blondie678 December 15, 2023


kev vlogs

This YouTuber, Which Is Now A Instagrammer! Famous For It's You!!!!
Which Is Heard All Over Dubai, And Is Made Fun Of! Good Vocals It Seems... Make him famous, he sells kids! If your a kid and you see him **run away**

Kev Vlogs: YouTuber It Seems

by Exact Defination November 23, 2019


kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

by feegina December 10, 2010


alpha kev ribody

I'll fuck everybody

Alpha kev ribody in my sight.

by Ur_dilf_daddy November 18, 2022