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kiddie cockshot

the shot version of the famous kid drink, the kiddie cocktail. Made with 4/5 grenadine and 1/5 lemon-lime soda, added in after the grenadine (not mixed). Vodka optional for the adult who enjoys this drink.

Bartender, make my son here a kiddie cockshot, he turns 11 today. - Can I see an ID sir?

by kspre December 21, 2017


Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009


Kiddie Crack

A combination of powdered Ritalin and baking soda on a sheet of tin foil, made to be smoked the way crack would be.

"What a deadbeat. Whenever he gets depressed, he hides in the library and smokes kiddie crack."

by adisco March 10, 2017

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kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....

"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"

by stiff arm myeazy February 21, 2014

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kiddie lump

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.

Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010

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kiddy fiddler

Child Rapist

by Benton March 23, 2003

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kiddie porn

Media slang of the term 'child pornography' to give the impression of innocuous yet filthy material.

Cops found a huge cache of kiddie porn videotapes intended for underground trading and distribution at the home of David Asimov (son of a science fiction author) in California in 1998. David got away with the lenient sentence of a six-month house arrest and three years probation. True story.

by Dirty Harry August 4, 2003

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