Kirk

1. a flatus expelled through the anus.
–verb (used without object)
3. to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
—Verb phrase
4. kirk around, to spend time foolishly or aimlessly.

"Excuse me I just kirked."
"Quit kirking around."
"Oh my god who kirked?"

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Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.

That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's

Charlie Kirk

A medical condition in which someone has a face far too small for their head,common characteristics of this include
small mouth
small nose close to the mouth
eyes close to noes and mouth
being a bit retarded

Doctor:I`m afrraid i have bad news
Patient:No i cant

Doctor:You have Charlie Kirk

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kirk hammett

a VERY hot guitarist who plays in the famous metal band metallica

kirk hammett is hot

kirk-lover

A Star Trek fan boy, specifically, of Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. A kind of Trekkie.

"My website overrunneth with Capt. Kirk-lovers. Nerds!"

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Kirk Weiler

Your daughter calls him daddy

Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*

Kirk Construct

A situation presented for the express purpose of discussion intended to highlight flaws in the idea and evolve it while exposing the moral values of the individuals involved.

The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.

"What would you do if ten naked lesbian vampires came into your room and wanted to rape you?"

"I'd leave."

"No, you can't, the door is locked."

"I'd jump out the window."

"That's sealed shut."

"Die happy."