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Korean Law

the Korean government established that it is illegal for an online video game to ship WITHOUT huge tits & gratuitous Ass shots for female characters, conversely it is obscene to expose more than the eyes of male characters unless they spout horns and bone spurs at absurd angels.

when these games inevitably get released in other countries (namely the US) the game developers get unduly accused of sexism and employing perverts when, in fact, they are all upstanding citizens adhering to the laws of their country.

Americans generally don't give a shit about most of the laws in their own country, and care even less about laws in other countries (Tijuana excluded from that statement), so they never bothered to look up the actual law and coined it "Korean Law". The rest of the world just picked up our phrase instead of coming up with their own, like usual.

also knows as "K-Law" and sometimes confused with "Japanese prevision" (or J-perv for short), the difference being: J-perv is a national pastime while K-Law is a government regulation.

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "stop being such a feminazi! A chicks Tits are, like, natural and everyone is born from a Vagina, so .... why is it a big deal for me to play as a "natural" chick in a online game?"

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #2: "yeah! we're actually supporting bitches to be comfortable with their bodies, and it's not like they're COMPLETELY exposed, so stop hating on Korea, they're just more progressive than the rest of the world."

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "they're, like, so progressive, it's "Korean Law" over there!"

by Fakeassname July 7, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Korean men

The sexiest of all Asian men. Possibly the sexiest men period.

Korean men are my favorite!

by polly99 May 6, 2009

351๐Ÿ‘ 268๐Ÿ‘Ž


Korean Salsa

(Solsa)Diarrhea, from the Korean word "Solsa" Meaning "Diarrhea".

"Man, I didn't know you can get salsa at a Korean restaraunt!"
"No, Korean Salsa, Diarrhea!"

by JawZ25 May 3, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


korean girl

Beutiful and smart girls who are from Korea (duh)

They are usually nice but they can
back stab...a LOT

Some of them prefer white guys and some only likes
Asian people.

They are just like normal teenage girls in the USA
ex:) they read manga- that are from either japan or korea
they chase after celebrities, and they are very
interested in fashion and going on a diet...

But anyway, Korean girls are DA BEST!!!
(they rule over japanese girls who are very sultty or are fake inside-and-out)

american 1- hey, who's that new girl? She is soooo pretty and nice!

american 2- oh, she is the new Korean girl... she is super smart but very prude...

by korean_girl October 1, 2006

1006๐Ÿ‘ 848๐Ÿ‘Ž


Korean Pose

The Korean Pose as observed by AskCasanova.com is the stance where a woman or man stands still and then crossing her ankles while maintaining his or her balance.

This pose is done by the majority of Korean pop singers/actresses on purpose as the most effective way to stand still when in public so as to look attractive and cute even when not performing.

This pose is used as a physical cue tool to stand out from a crowd with simple body language.

When taking a picture of a group of women you may stand anywhere in the group picture and cross your ankles while standing straight. This will automatically make you stand out from the crowd.

If you want to stand out from a group with a simple visual cue cross your ankles while standing up and waiting Korean Pose

by Ricky Lemons August 5, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Korean Boy

A boy from a Korean origin...

Either born in Korea or has parents from Korea.

Generally smart, usually overlooked in terms of attractivness (but they are attractive!), shy, and (probably) the best looking guys from East Asia.

omg... if only ALL korean boy(s) looked like Super Junior... *sighs*

by LunarScribbles December 7, 2008

224๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž


Korean Cooler

The act of using a cooler to take a shit and leaving it in there to ferment so someone else can find it.

John Lorenc slept in his car last night and left a Korean cooler for Joe Jennings.

by Brian Graydon August 12, 2005

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