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100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.
-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!
-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.
kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
Black group: I want you on all fours at the edge of the bed
Kristian: no balls you won’t but in me
Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"
Kristian is an amazing guy, He’s really sweet and loving once you get to know him. He’s funny and everything you could ever ask for. He has a big ass heart and is willing to always help you no matter what.
he hates anyone with a different skin colour to him. cant stop saying the n word and also abuses women on a daily bases. Only gets F's on his exams and suffers from "cant get bitches" syndrome.
hey look its kristian making out with a man
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worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything
Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian
Kristians is a very annoying person.
do not. be friends with a kristians.
boy: “ he is so annoying. “
girl: “ ofc he is, hes kristians.