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Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.
I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?
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Sex confusion. Person one and person two is talking about person one tanking three 5 minute TBs at MB last night with a cute ahrims team after them (Havoc). Krystal Kat2 was hybriding him. Person one: She was barraging me in torags, rofl!!!Person two: He's actually a guy..
Person one and person two is talking about person one tanking three 5 minute TBs at MB last night with a cute ahrims team after them (Havoc). Krystal Kat2 was hybriding him.
Person one: She was barraging me in torags, rofl!!!
Person two: He's actually a guy..
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A Beautiful, intellegent woman who is married to a man she loves dearly. Endlessly devoted, an old soul, and every mans dream. She is gorgeous, kind, giving and honest to a fault. If you are a guy, straight, and you met her you would want to be with her. If you are gay, you would wish you were her or you were straight so you caould be with her. Lesbians try to turn her gay. She is the kind of love you wish you could have and most people only dream of. Too bad for all you people out there she has already found her equal, her one true love, the only man that could ever hold her down and truely deserves her. Ricky H. lopez
Man, I wish I had that Krystal lopez kind of love.
That Girl wishes she was a Krystal Lopez.
(person 1)"If i were Krystal Lopez I would have any guy... "(Friend says )" thats why youre not... you are not even worthy!!!, krystal Loves 1 man"
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most amazing girl. she's pretty, smart, and all the guys what her. i love her.
huge booty, amazing, krystal lynn white
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A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.
Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.
You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄
The act of pooping on a girls face while gizzing on her chest.
Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"
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Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
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