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A j-rock band makes great songs made songs in naruto and full metal alchemist openings
twelve,loop & loop, haruka kanata
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Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."
I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
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I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.
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A sexual excercise in which a 2x4 is placed in front of a woman's vagina. The man then winds up and slices the board in half with a kung-fu style punch thus splitting the board completely in half and leaving his entire fist inside the woman.
"Hey baby, let's do the Kung Fu Hustle...you can call me Bruce Lee, next stop, inside you."
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Term taken from the "Kung Fu Panda 4, Po discovers crack" meme
Kung Fu Panda 4 usually means crack, but can also mean just drugs in general
"Yeah he's definately doing 4 miles, I saw him doing some Kung Fu Panda 4 earlier"
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The best asian rock semi alt-punk band that I have heard of. (mouthfull)
Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!
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The main fighting style of gutter sluts, used when you insult them. Attacks include hair pulling, nail scratching, and the ever popular crotch kick. Nine out of Ten times, this style will kick all other martial arts styles' asses.
Homie went and called that ho a bitch, and she busted out some sunken bitch kung fu on his ass
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