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Kurt Russel

Apparently, the erroneous way in which some toolbags spell Kurt RUSSELL by way of failure to include the final L.

When contributing a disparaging Urban Dictionary entry for a cult favorite celeb ala "Kurt Russel", it is strongly recommended that the contributing entity takes a moment to at least ensure that the spelling is correct, before returning to the (Crank That) Souljaboy I-Tunes download and Meet the Spartans tickets from Fandango.

by Robb-a-dob February 5, 2008

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Kurt Angle

Someone who enjoys drinking a big glass of milk, eating chocolate chip cookies, and taking some viagra.

Kurt Angle is also known for blurting out ''It's true! It's true!'' before someone finishes their statement.

Kurt Angle's Pizza Hut commercial also happened to place 1st in America's Funniest Home Videos.

Kurt Angle is a true American hero.

by Environmentalist August 29, 2008

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Kurt Russell

An alcoholic drink comprised of equal amounts of gin and ginger ale, titled after the actor of the same name.

Danny - "I'm making a Kurt Russell, who wants one?"

Kyle - "Word."

by Dannykf July 17, 2008

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Kurt Rambis

Professional basketball player for four NBA teams during his 14-year career, including 4 Los Angeles Laker championship teams. An exemplary team player and fan favorite, Rambis was beloved for his hard-nosed play, dorky eyewear, dubious haircuts, and adorning his house's bathroom with a shower rug taken from a hotel. Rambis, who retired as a player after the 1995 season, would later be welcomed back as the Lakers' head coach.

"OK, you be Michael Jordan, he'll be Mark Price, and I'll be Kurt Rambis."

by Doctor Shuga February 24, 2004

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Kurt Cobain

Just pointing out some things about Kurt's death that haven't really been brought up (at least not as much).

I'm not gonna write down the many, many facts and details contributing to the murder theory. Just gonna name some things that have come to mind.

1. Kurt's sense of humor: Kurt had a very dark sense of humor. This is evident in songs like "I Hate Myself and Want To Die." While Kurt brought up suicide a good deal, he wasn't actually a suicidal guy who hated life. He mentioned in the "About A Son" interviews that he often looked depressed and angry when in fact he was in a good mood. This is just his natural expression. He liked to have fun, and if you watch videotapes of him with the band, you can see he's obviously a very humorous, light-hearted person, not the depressed, morose person he is often made out to be.

2. Kurt's relationship with Courtney: Kurt was very much in love with Courtney and defended her early on in the relationship. But as time went on, things began to change. Kurt, who was Bipolar, began to form a tumultuous love/hate relationship with her. He was on the verge of divorcing her, prior to his suicide (which would have lost Courtney a lot of his money).

3. Kurt's songwriting: I believe that two of his songs have messages singling out or referring to his broken relationship with Courtney. First, in "All Apologies" he mentions the lines "married/buried" in the chorus. All Apologies itself could be a song denoting his perceived failure in their relationship, perhaps his way of saying he feels its not working out. Kurt didn't like to express his thoughts and emotions upfront, and they often seeped into his songwriting and performances. Secondly, refer to the lyrics in "You Know You're Right," the last song Kurt wrote, prior to his death. The lyrics include "never speak a word again/I will crawl away for good"; this could reference his plan to divorce her. "No thought was put into this/I always knew it would come to this" could reference his increasing wish to leave the marriage.

More lines from the song:

- "I'm so warm and calm inside/ I no longer have to hide" Perhaps he felt happy of his plans to retire from music, and he'd no longer have to hide the fact that he hated performing (mentioned in the "suicide" note)

- "Nothing really bothers her/ she just wants to love herself" Again referencing the chaos of their relationship

- "I will move away from here/ you won't ever have to fear" Again, expresses his desire to leave Courtney and the music business.

"You know you're right" Perhaps Kurt is talking to himself with these lines, reassuring himself that his plans are the right ones. Or, possibly, a sarcastic attack at Courtney.

It seems a little suspicious that Courtney so vehemently wanted this song to NOT be released after Kurt's death. She performed a live version of the song, changing some of the lyrics as well. It seems Courtney had something to hide about this song....


4. Drug use: Many people have blamed Kurt's death on his drug use. However, despite his use, he was known for being anti-drugs. He stated this in the "About A Son" interviews. Kurt smoked marijuana recreationally, but only used heroin as a means of alleviating the pain of his stomach condition, caused by scoliosis.

5. Courtney's relationship with Billy Corgan: Before dating Kurt, Courtney had a relationship with Smashing Pumpkin's frontman Billy Corgan. While the details of speculation that Courtney cheated on Kurt with Billy when she dated him isn't fully known, this could possibly have caused a riff in the Kurt/Courtney relationship (also, it is possible that Billy was a factor in Courtney's possible desire to kill Kurt). Courtney and Billy have recently been seen together.

These are just a few lesser known opinions (strictly opinions and theories - the truth is yet fully known) of mine. I hope they've offered insight.

Kurt Cobain was murdered - visit Justiceforkurt.com to make an informed decision.

by bnastyflintmi March 11, 2009

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kurt vonnegut

A writer. Most famously wrote Sluaghter House Five, cats cradle. A literarly God.

By the way, his son, Mark Vonnegut, has a wonderful book. It's called, "The Eden Express."

Kurt Vonnegut is god. He is a better writer then you. He is a better writer then all the other writers that you read.

by Jakeisuseless March 1, 2005

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Kurt Cobain

The lead singer of the Seattle based band Nirvana. Born on Feb. 20th and died on April 5 1994 at the age of 27 for reasons that defies everything the Seattle Police Department ever had to say. Many believes Courtney Love kill him and i don't disagree, in fact even Courtney's own dad accuses her of murder so now you tell me how the fuck did he die?

"O well, whatever nevermind"
~Kurt Cobain

From his song Smells like Teen Spirit

by Ellieramone@hotmail.com May 16, 2005

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