lambe ojo

The Puertorican way of calling out someone who is acting a certain with people way to get their way. For example, calling someone pretty only so that they do your homework. Another way is, for example, agreeing with whatever a person says just because you want them to like you.

she's such a lambe ojo! I saw her doing the opposite thing yesterday!

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Lamb Hammock

A sexual maneuver involving two spatulas and a generous amount of bacon grease.

Kid: Mommy, can I have bacon for breakfast?
Mommy: (cutting fruit for the child's lunch) No honey your father and I used it last night.
Kid: Why?
Mommy: Adult stuff.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because you're too young.
Kid: Oh yea? fuck, shit, buttsex, fisting, procrastibating-
Mom: Okay, okay you've proved your point. We were lamb hammocking last night.
Kid: Why?
Mom: We wanted to try something the kids were doing these days.
Kid: Why?
Mom: To put the spark back in our marriage.
Kid: Why?
Mom: So your father and I don't kill you.
awkward silence
Mom: (goes back to cutting fruit, this time more agressively) So how's school child?

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Lamb of God

Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.

Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?

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lamb of god

A band. A good band.

Lamb of god, they sure are good.

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lamb spread

A strain of marijuana sold in Harlem (and likely elsewhere in NYC) that looks like brownish schwag but gets you crazy high. Quite possibly laced with PCP.

"Dude, should we get lamb spread or chocolate?"

"Fuck that, let's just get delivery -- I don't feel like tripping my ass off on whatever's in that; I've got a paper due tomorrow."

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lamb

A Hebrew folk rock band that played from the '70s to the '90.
Not to be confused with other 'Lamb' bands.

Lamb is the best band that ever played.

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Lamb Bruce

A male who is a flaming homosexual, yet hides it behind a tough exterior.

Wow, I thought he was a hard one, but he's just a Lamb Bruce