The Jack-o-lantern

The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.

My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern

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cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

man-o-lantern

A man who has a hairy chest and patches with just bare skin.

The guy from 40 Year Old Virgin when he was getting his chest waxed and didnt finish it; he looked like a man-o-lantern!

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red lantern alert

Beware of asian drivers, when one of them cuts you off or just does a dumb driving maneuver in front or beside you throwing your car in peril.

This term comes from the observation that many asian drivers (in Toronto) have red lanterns hanging from thier rear view mirrors. When you would be driving and your passenger might say to you, "Hey, watch out for the red lantern alert to the right!" Seeing an asian driver merging into your lane minus the proper signal lights and disregard for the driver's car in question.

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Sac-O-Lantern

A drawing of some sort of face resembling a smiley face or Jack-O-Lantern on ones scrotum or ball sac

Also an alcoholic shot consisting of half Peach Shnaps and half Southern Comfort

John quit using my sharpie makers to draw Sac-O-Lanterns on your nuts

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jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.

Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"

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Jack-o-Lantern

A jack-o-lantern that features Jack Bauer's face

"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"

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