Random
Source Code
Random
The process of driving around the whole town with the intention of finding something to do. Often performed under cases of boredom
me an shaun are gonna take a fat lap, be back soon
8👍 1👎
lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.
I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.
8👍 1👎
This is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. Similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man's lap. Here's the catch--the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle
Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.
36👍 11👎
n. A scrotum with a short-haired texture similar to an apricot. Easily achieved with a common electric razor.
(the late) LISA "LEFT-EYE" LOPES: "Sinbad, these peaches you bought are divine."
SINBAD: "Oh yeah? Why don't you try sucking on one of my lap-ricots."
Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band, commonly called a Lap-Band, A Band, or LAGB, is an inflatable silicone device placed around the top portion of the stomach to treat obesity, intended to slow consumption of food and thus the amount of food consumed.
He is really fat, but he is going to have a lap band.
A naked lap happens in a drinking game/bar sport when one person achieves the winning score while the other person fails to make some minimum number of points.
In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.
In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.
Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.
Bro, I naked lapped Marcus in pool yesterday.
When are you running your naked lap, Todd?