Late O'clock

This phrase is used to substitute a real time when it has become too late at night. Time is unimportant at the moment because of a number of reasons including: having a good time, becoming delirious from major sleep deprivation, too lazy to look at a clock/watch, etc.

Person #1: Whoa! I almost forgot I have to go. What time is it?
Person #2: I don’t know. It’s Late O'clock.
Person #1: Oh well, see you later!

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late night

time after curfew when two people sneak out to hook up; attractive because
a. late nighters are generally too awkward to hook up under normal circumstances
b. usually kept secret, if either party is embarrased by the other
c. little talk- lots of action
d. similar to a midnight snack

Guy1: Did I see your SUV parked outside of Mary's house around 2 am on sat?
Guy2: What are you talking about? I'm hooking up with Sara.
Guy1: Then why were the windows fogged up and Mary moaning in shotgun?
Guy2: Why were you driving by at 2am anyway?
Guy1: I was late-nighting with Sara, tool.

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Fashionably Late

When you show up to a party late, so everyone will think you have a life.

Woah! Johnny showed up to the party fashionably late! He is soooo cool!

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Tuner Late

The act of being so incredibly late that whenever you do arrive, you find one person from the group left alive and extremely hostile. The rest have been tortured, skinned, killed and eaten due to extreme anger and excess time to act on it. Upon arrival you will become mad at said survivor for being irritated at your tardiness.

Me: I've been waiting for Howard for such a long fucking time.

Bob: When was he supposed to get here?

Me: 6 hours ago. But every hour the rat bastard tells me he will be here in 10 minutes.

Bob: Oh that clown fuck is tuner late!

Me: (wielding shotgun) Let's go egg his car.

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elena late

Whe you arrive 10-15 minutes late, but come in all fabulous so no one gives a shit that you were ever late.

Don’t worry, I may be Elena late!

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Late Boomer

Someone who is in the Millennial or Generation Z generation who shares the same mindset/beliefs as someone from the Baby Boomer (Boomer) generation.

Bill (13 Years Old): People these days, always on their phones.
Literally Anyone: Ok late boomer...

Credit: Jonathan Hullings 2019

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mad late

infers that the hours is, personally, quite late

Damn, boo, it's 4 am...that's MAD late.

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