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Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.
Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"
Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"
Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"
Person 2: "Hahahahaha
A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)
Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
The human ability to smear ones lips with chapstick, or some sort of lubricant. Wich in turn, makes them feel better. Alot better.
Hold on a sec, putting the phone down..im lazerating.
when an smg warrior kills me in two seconds flat WHILE IM HOLDING THE WALL
little did he know... it was at this time when he was going to lazered.