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A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.
The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.
A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.
1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.
This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.
Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.
Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
Something Mao Zedong tried to do but failed horribly, so now no Chinese person wants to talk about it because it ruins their background (or maybe it's just cause Chinese people don't know what you mean)
American Citizen: Hey, remember when Mao Zedong tried to do the "Great Leap Forward" but failed horribly?
Chinese Guy: 我不知道您再说什么 (Translation: I don't know what you're talking about)
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A test taken by grades 3 through 12 to see how much tension, sweat, aggravation can be in one room. The ileap and leap consists of math, reading, social studies and science. It has the ability to ruin your life or make it better. Teachers spend an entire half a year trying to shove what knowledge they can in order to not have your stupid ignorance again next year.
student 1: hey have you taken the ileap & Leap test
student 2: yeah im so stoked it's over with
student 1: me too man we should do what nobody will let us do during leap testing
students: PARTY HARD!!!!!!!