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When someone is to scared to approach a girl so they wait for someone else
(usually another guy) to make a move and once the other guy starts the conversation they casually join by leeching off the other guy.
Usually Sean in desperate crowds.
Bro I don’t go to Ben Yehuda ! Way to much leech effect I can’t do it , I got cockblocked today I was talking to this sem girl and avi did the leech effect and she walked away mid sentence
When passing a person on the highway and they speed up to match your speed, staying with you until you brake of get ahead of them, at which point they slow back down to their original speed.
I had to cut a speed leech off 'cause they would not let me pass.
1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
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A speed leech is a person who leeches speed off another driver when they pass. For example, one car is going a steady 50 mph and you pass him going 70 mph (because they are going too slow),..............and then "magically" they suddenly speed up to match your speed of 70 mph and keep up with you now , effectively leeching off your speed. This is done presumably because the speed leech figures if a police car is up ahead, the person in front will get the ticket. These people are cowardly people who are too wimpy to speed on their own and need to leech off another drivers speed
I am gonna lose this speed leech by going 100 mph, and see if they can keep up
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Comical phrase used to emphasize suckiness of person, event, location, object, or idea.
Used because leeches, by definition (and life function) suck.
See also: like a vacuum, does what a Hoover does
This game sucks like a box full of leeches.
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A mythical beast of Swedish origins. She gives birth to large headed replicas of herself sometimes wih moles on the backs of their heads.
A typical characteristic of Coral Leech is her inability to use her slightly smaller right arm. Also known as the 'Gimpy Arm'.
"Coral, Coral, Coral Leech"
"You are such a Coral Leech"
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A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
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