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A God Amungst Men
He Might Not Be Able To Spell But He Sure is Better Then You
Dam That Leonardo Frederico Brizellious Sure Is Fucking Great Id Slap My Own Mother To Be Him Just For A Day
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The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?
Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?
Me: Yup
Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!
Me: I know right!
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A very strict person that will only speak when there is a reason too. Has a great sense of humor. Most likely to become a legend famous. Is truthful and understanding towards friends and family.
Biggest faggot in planet earth, dumbass nigga with skinny ass legs
Damn that guy Leonardo smells like fish
one hot ass motherfucker, or a name
hey, have you seen that hot guy leonardo?
yeah
Leonardo, i call him leo or sometimes Lion hehe well he’s a cute guy,a very loyal boyfriend,he can play guitar & He can speak 4 languange (English,Indonesian,Germany,Mandarin) not just that he’s also very smart and DAMN HANDSOME!🖤
Leonardo Northman
Leonardos tend to chew on their socks and have uncomfortable hairy kneecaps. They tend to enjoy a good brawl with their schmumpkins but always loose thanks to their weak limbs. They are usually Italian and distinguishable by smell, thanks to the pheromones they release. Due to their nature, and wank odour, this often makes them overtly homosexual beings, they love to cook omelettes while their husbands hug them from behind. A very rare breed, often found underneath school desks scavenging for used gum and using it to mass produce biofuel for the Dinghies they sail to school. Usually funny bloke but will make for terrible housemates thanks to their habitual vice of eating dry wall, which unsurprisingly will give the ick to female guests. Never turn a blind eye against one.
Did you Leonardo at the party the other day. What a strange sapling he is