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the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
"Pay your respects. Spin your bullets in the golden ratio."
LESSON 4 JOHNNY
When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.
Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!
To learn a valuable lesson part taken place
Matthew: Hey, can you call back, I'm trying to lessoning my studies for the test.
the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton
student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!
- 18 miles of books
- Christmas Market
- December 7th
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