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When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.
Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!
To learn a valuable lesson part taken place
Matthew: Hey, can you call back, I'm trying to lessoning my studies for the test.
the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton
student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!
- 18 miles of books
- Christmas Market
- December 7th
You were sent here. Go look. fiction-general, "Anatomy Lesson"
Sexual intercourse, also called coitus, or copulation, reproductive act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract.
Intercourse Kids Lessons
it means you dont need to do it because your smart
i need lesson