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N) 1 a: Similar in theory to the ass hem. The ass lift refers to a more dramatic change directed at the entire ass, the ass as a whole entity. An ass lift changes the overall aesthetic presentation of the ass in an effort to improve its visual reception by members of the opposing gender. Unlike the ass hem, the ass lift is not generally associated with any single gender. Examples of the ass lift can be found in males as well as females.
1. (a) Forget about getting an ass hem, what you really want is a whole ass lifted, anything worth doing is worth doing all the way, right…?
2. (a) I need to get a three day leave of absence next week so I can get an ass lift.
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The amazing moment when one, who is usually engaging in foreplay with a woman while on top of her, tries to tug off her pants and she lifts her gluteus maximus to make said action easier. It is the closest thing to her sayin she wants sex. However, don't mistake this action as fully giving consent.
"I was making out with the girl I had been going out with for a little while, and when I reached for her pants, she gave me the butt lift. It was my happiest moment with her up till then."
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Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.
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A technique for getting stuff for free online. To e-lift, start by picking out a company that sells products with a wide range of prices. Then, buy one of their cheapest products. When the product arrives, complain to a customer service rep. They will at least offer to replace the product at no additional charge. Most of the time, they will send you a new product AND refund the original purchase. After all, they don't want their seller rating dragged down over one of their cheapest products. Once in a while they will refund the purchase, send you a new product, and let you keep the original supposedly messed up product.
Warnings: Usually works, but doesn't work every time, so don't use it for anything that you wouldn't probably have bought anyway.
A man goes e-lifting some new sunglasses. He finds a company that sells $50 boots and a 3pack of sunglasses for $6.99. Knowing a customer service rep won't jam him up over a set of sunglasses for $2 each when they also sell boots for $50, he orders 2 sets glasses. When they arrive, he complains to a customer service rep that . Not wanting to have their rating lowered over their cheapest product, they offer to send him 2 new sets for free, refund the original order, and let him keep the "defective" products.
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After masturbation, to hide the sight of a raging erection, the penis is lifted and the elastic of the shorts/pants is used to tuck in said penis. A lift and tucker should avoid walking around without a shirt though since the top of the penis is sometimes visible.
Lloyd: Sup homes?
Al: What the hell Lloyd *points to elastic of Lloyd's pants*
Lloyd: ....woah! uhh
Al: Holy lift and tuck!
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To hitch a free ride whether by car or any other transport method.
Hey, your passing my way! Can I bum a lift please?
Performative act requiring great strength and great control, with significant risk of failure.
A cover of "White Rabbit" is a very heavy lift indeed...