paint me like one of your french girls

Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them

Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls

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got yo bitch on me like a fo’ whiiluh

Some shit a drunk ass man from Detroit said. Meaning the bitch is sitting on him like a four wheeler, probably most likely fucking.

GOT YO BITCH ON ME LIKE A FO’ WHIILUH

you ain't know me like dat ho

When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.

n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.

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Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.

How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

don't look at me like your mama don't feed you

another way of saying "don't look at me like that."

Fred: STFU.
Tom: (gives weird look)
Fred: Don't look at me like your mama don't feed you!

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treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

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treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.