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The myth that is Lipstick Apathy. The legendary band comprised of four gorgeous girls. Blinding guitars, a passionate drummer, and the voice of a fallen angel. So many questions have been posed throughout history about this phenomenom: Who were these girls? Where did they come from? Did they ever really exist?
"I saw Lipstick Apathy play last night. They totally rocked. At least I think they did. I mean there were only three, and one was a guy...but I think it was them...uh..."
bimbo "I saw Lipstick Apathy last night"
dude "No shit? But I heard they only play to audiences of inbreds and animals..."
bibmo *blush*
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When a couple is about to kiss the "girl " in the relationship puts on lipstick then kiss the "male " it should leave a make of her lips with the lipstick she put on.
I bought red lipstick to lipstick kiss my boyfriend.
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Sarah Palin. A gun toting, creationist Alaskan succestionist that "prays away gays". Elected governor of Alaska since 2006,previously mayor of a small town population 6,000. Before that she was a beauty queen/moose hunter. She has a pregnant teen and belongs to a church that does not believe in birth control methods.
The Pittbull delivered a speech at the 2008 RNC - which was hailed by the media as "knock out punch". She said sarcastic, accusatory things about democrats supporting terrorism, raising taxes, growing the government (the usual Karl Rove talking points), insulting a huge swath of the USA while wearing a big grin.
David Letterman thinks she was a Lenscrafters model.
Palin's speech was memorable! The media slobbered like pavlovian dogs! Divisionism and gay bashing is back! Yippee
But, can that nasty pittbull with lipstick be left in charge of our country if God forbid, McCain who is 72, falls ill?
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Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.
"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.
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A person who passes him/herself off as a liberal or becomes a card-carrying Democrat strictly for the perceived fringe benefits.
At the risk of being revealed as a lipstick liberal, Steve gave an exaggerated nod of concurrence when the senior partner quoted Michael Moore.
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A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.
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When someone is said to be constantly "eating shit" from other people is defined as wearing brown lipstick.
That news reporter wears brown lipstick to keep her job
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