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Larger than a large Farva.
I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter-a-cola!
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A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.
This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.
See: gullible.
Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"
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The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.
"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"
"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."
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Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.
The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.
Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.
Those literal fucks ruin everything.
A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.
Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.
Thor: Literally unplayable.
A sports motorcycle with an engine displacement of about 1,000 cc. Some of the quickest and also most dangerous motorcycles. Beginners with more cash than brains tend to get liter bikes as their first ride and often end up hurt or killed.
I passed a squid that wiped out on his brand new liter bike today.
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It's French for give me some fucking cola!
I'll punch-a-size your face for free!
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