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Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..
"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"
"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.
When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.
Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.
"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"
The Dutch Lobster is not a sexual act, it's a Lobster from Holland. However, it sounds like a sexual act, at least to British and American ears.
The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.
The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005
"What the hell's a Dutch lobster?" the Boss asks.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.
A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.
"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals
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Is when your girlfriend is extremely sunburnt and you have no choice but to put out the fire with some mornay sauce. mornay sauce being chicken juice, aka sperm.
aloe vera was not present. so i had to use MY LOBSTER MORNAY SAUCE.
A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.
A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.
1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"
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