local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

nationally localized

Yes!

"What does nationally localized mean?"
"Yes!"
"Great attitude!"

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local

A hot babe, usually jailbait seen while visiting another town. Usually either a total whore or unobtainable.

"Dude, I haven't seen a local in this whole damn town. This place sucks"

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local cheater

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf

I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.

local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

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local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

Are you local

From the classic cult TV series, "The League of Gentlemen", meaning, are you from this backend of nowhere village full of freaks. If your local, you're an inbred freak from a small village.

Hey you with hunchback, are you local?