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Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.
American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.
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From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something.
Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Neo: How do you know?
Morpheus: We are still alive.
Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.
Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?
Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...
Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
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A phenemenon where cats do things that seem weird to us but seems normal in their feline heads.
John: Dude why is your cat sitting on my pizza
Joe: Idk man, its cat logic.
When something on a television show simply does not make sense logically or is contradictory; most notably from The vampire diaries as that is where the term originated from.
1. The mythology of the show in season one states that vampires can't procreate but they love to try. enter Klaus (an original vampire/hybrid has a baby which an entire spin off show is based upon. how can Klaus have a baby when he is a vampire? Fans simply reply with TVD Logic.
2. Doppelganger mythology. Stefan and Elena are part of a line of doppelgangers that are magically draw together for centuries. how can Stefan and Elena be doppel mates if it was impossible for them to meet since they were born in different centuries if Stefan had never turned into a vampire. fans reply with TVD Logic
3. Elena finds a picture of Baby DAmon and the picture clearly shows he has brown eyes while Damon Salvatore is admired for his beautiful blue eyes. Fans reply with TVD Logic.
4. Elena looks at a baby picture of a brown eyed Damon and comment that he has his mother's eyes which are clearly blue. Fans assume Elena went blind and just reply with TVD Logic.
5. Elena had Alaric who is an original vampire at the time compel all her memories of loving Damon away and when he becomes human a few episodes later his compulsion does doesn't wear off when logically it should because TVD Logic exists.
6. In season 3 of TVD it's established that a person can't be a vampire and a witch. Bonnie's mother is turned into a vampire therefore severing her link to her witch lineage but in season 6 because of TVD Logic they introduce vamp/witches which clearly contradicts their established mythology.
The ability of any woman to win an argument or prove a man wrong, based solely on the fact that she has a vagina.
Abigail proved Johnny wrong through vagina logic.
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A decision, that is an over reaction or needlessly violent, reached by applying logic that makes no sense.
100 people die in Iraq this week, Bush's solution is to send another 21500 troops. This is Bush-Logic
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Excuses and rationalizations for slutty behavior, often heard from girls who have slept with 17+ guys (including threesomes with guys they just met that night). Lower back tattoos are absolutely a dead give-away.
Girl: "I'm not a slut; I have daddy issues!"
Dude: "That slut logic doesn't work on me, bitch."
Girl: "I got this tramp stamp before I knew what they were called."
Dude: "That's some solid slut logic, right there."
Girl" "It's the only way I can connect with people!"
Dude: "Justify however you want with your slut logic. You're still a filthy tramp."
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