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A drink combing 4-Loko and 5-Hour Energy. (5+4=9). Heart failure is almost guaranteed following consumption two servings.
#1: What happened to Alex last night?
#2: Well after he and that girl each drank a 9-hour-loko, they proceeded to get naked and skinny dip in the lake.
#1: It's January...
#2: Exactly.
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Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.
We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.
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after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy
I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!
Whats that?
Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.
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A 4-Loko mixed with a 5-hour energy and a couple bottles of Catnip Cocktail
Bro, I hit the Nutrition Zone with a pack of 4-Loko and a Big-Gulp cup to mix up some 9-Loko-Maow.
A dude that fucks bitches ad slams alcoholic beverages, but his specialty is four lokos. The bottleggers and ronas sometimes give him trouble, and he used to be a big-time shot guy... Until he discovered the undeniable glory of a good four loko. Four loko fogle doesn't care what shit you talk about him. He's just gonna keep on fuckin bitches and slammin some lokos.
Guy 1: "Who's that dude shredding poon?"
Guy 2: "Oh him? Thats just four loko fogle doing what he does best."
The four loko challenge is a sacred challenge rumored to never be completed. In order to complete the challenge the contestant must do a series of tasks that could only be described as utterly impossible.
1. The four loko can be any flavor or combination of different flavors, but must be the 23.5 oz can and be 14 % abv
2. You have 4 hours to complete the task.
3. The task must be started at midnight during a full moon and be completed by
4 in the morning.
4. All 4 four lokos must be downed in the first 90 minutes.
5. The next 30 minutes you must win 4 games of beer pong 1v1 meaning no team games.
6. The next 120 minutes can be done in any order but consist of 4 challenges within the challenge.
1. Drive(not ride in but actually drive) at least 4 miles in a vehicle on main roads and stop at 2-4 convenient stores and hold a 4 minute conversation with the clerk.
2. You must call a random phone number and maintain a 4 minute conversation, you only get 4 attempts or you are disqualified.
3. You must chug 4 oz of habanero hot sauce or hotter, no weak buffalo sauce or Louisiana sauce or you are disqualified.
4. Balance on one leg for 4 minutes without the other foot touching.
* The challenge must be witnessed by at least 4 people all recording for 4 hours at 4 different angles with no editing.
My friend died almost finishing the four loko challenge
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A drink that combines Jagermeister with Four Loko and then drops a 5 Hour Energy into it just before shooting.
We have found Loko Suicide Bomb's to be lethal in every single case of ingestion. Who wants one?
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