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Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013


Luggage

When someone has had a few too many. It's at that point where they're almost legless.

Bro 1: Yo look at Dante, he gets so much ass and the kid can barely walk!
Bro 2: He's been drinking with those chicks all day, not sure if he'll be able to get it up, he's luggage!

by lil_t24 August 18, 2021


Luggage

Refers to former bag carrier Farrah Franklin. She left her luggage at the airport and Beyonce suggested that she should go get it and while Farrah insisted that it was no point. Luggage was in the group for 6 months after Letoya and Latvia was fired and decided to quit only to go back and bad mouth Beyonce. The bey hive now refer Farrah as the girl who carried Beyonce luggage, luggage girl, or simply just luggage.

Beyonce: You might go straight to the airport

Luggage: I don't have no luggage

Beyonce: its better for you to go home than to not have luggage

by sheesh!! September 11, 2023


luggage condom

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022


Butt Luggage

A large bottom.

Anna: That girl has a big ass.
Brenna: She does have some junk in the trunk.
Jules: Ladies, it's call butt luggage and it's beautiful!

by Barry DeBeers June 5, 2019


Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024


Luggage Handle

Luggage Handle: The Thong strand connecting between the front & the back.

I was about to enter the back door; so, I had to move the Luggage Handle to the side.

by Swisher rolled tight February 11, 2023