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Surface Lurker

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

by Teckwiz September 30, 2011


Lurker's neck

When one has been on Myspace or Facebook for too long and a sharp pain begins to tingle the back of the person's neck.

"Damn, I've been lurking this gurr too long, I got lurker's neck!"

by JakeMartinez August 6, 2008

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Lip Lurker

A mustache

I'm growing a lush lip lurker.

by Captain Snippy O'toole January 26, 2010

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lurker deer

A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.

Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!

by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009

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Myspace Lurker

A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.

-Not Lurker : hey great pic!

-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl

-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?

-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time

-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker

by Crazy_Rabbit_99 June 16, 2009


Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011

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Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 5, 2004

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