Ich mach dich pepsi! Is a german expression used when you are on your way killing someone in a video game.
Lorenz (looking at a an enemy): "Ich mach dich pepsi!"
Enemy: **confused screaming**
The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.
Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.
I dunno man, I'm pretty sure a piece of toilet paper hitting you in the face at Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph would hurt like hell.
Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.
Bro... he's going mach finger butthole..
What the fuck?
Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
What Chick Hicks should have been named, in that he had a shameless/selfish "the end justifies the means" attitude when it came to winning races against Strip Weathers and Lightning McQueen.
If Pixar made a "Cars" character named "Mach-eavelli", would he be a heavy-handed "advocate of evil" in da electric car world??