Maddox

The biggest and most successful internet troll in existence.

Examples of Maddox's article titles:

- Going to Thailand? Don't forget your jackass discount card.

- Things Elizabeth Smart could have done to escape her captors.

- A shampoo recommendation for cry-baby pussies (new hate mail).

- My balls are huge.

- The Matrix: Revolutions is boring and shitty.

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Maddox

When someone calls you a Maddox it simply means you have a massive cock
Typically around 23-45 inches long

Yo dude I think that guy is a total Maddox
I can see his massive dick through his pants!

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Maddox

The ruler of the universe

Check "ownage"

Maddox the pirate writes on his website about all the things you can think of, and he's always right.

Maddox the pirate will stick a boot up anyones ass, especialy Orbitz.

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maddox

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The highly successfull pirate owner of the worlds greatest website. Boasting over 100,000,000 vistors.
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the next nomination for king and God

wow Maddox is my hero

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Maddox

The most hot, caring, and loyal guy you will ever meet.He is not a player, and is meant to be with someone whom there names starts with an “I”

Maddox is so adorable😍

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Maddox

Maddox started The Best Page in the Universe in 1997. The majority of the content is satirical, focusing on society, pop culture, masculinity, enthusiastically endorse chauvinism, express dislike towards children, senior citizens, women's rights activists, vegetarians, environmentalists, hippies, celebrities and personalities, George W. Bush, Mac users, goths and jocks.

Maddox has become considerably famous since the start of his website. It seems he also knows multiple coding languages.

Maddox creates of ingenious, yet simple ways to solve lifes most accommodating tasks. He's talked about everything and everything; therefore he should be regarded as a god.

Due to him outsmarting everyone he comes across, and utterly humiliating them; a protest group formed against him; called Mother Against Maddox is his prime entertainment when hes not fighting off ninja robots and space marines.

In short; Maddox is a highly inspirational figure, and she regarded with fear and caution when even THINKING of encroaching, or insulting him.

Maddox should be regarded as a god and supreme overlord of the earth.

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Is Maddox a cuck?

A new variation of is the pope catholic in which you use to sarcastically respond to question where the answer is obviously yes.

Boy: Mom, did you have sex with another man while Dad watched?
Mom: Is Maddox a cuck?

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