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Getting ejaculated on by a Canadian.
I had sex with a hot Canadian and got a maple shower.
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Maple fever is where a man/woman has a sexual attraction to a person of Canadian descent.
So, you have a thing for Canadian girls, eh? Got the Maple Fever do ya boy?
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When A Girl Queefs and It Smells Like Maple Syrup
Yummy! Her Maple Queef Smelled Like Maple Syrup
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The life of lifeless people without a life. ;
Fo Sho`
Person with a Life: Do you have a life? >:O
Lifeless Person: Nope. :
Person with a Life: What do you do all day o_o
Lifeless Person: Maple Story :D ~FTW~
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1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million years old, which is only slightly higher than the median age of the town, and probably slightly lower than the median age of the people who drive through town and usually converge at an intersection with Jasper St. and get caught in a face-off, because no one knows who's going first.
2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
Person 1: *wipes sweat* I'm so glad we're not in Fox Valley anymore.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
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Maple Story is a 2D game which consists mainly of 13-year old boys who will never get laid and 50 year old perverted men who think is so awesome to call people "noobs" and "f@gs"(Maple Story doesn't allow fag to show up.) The game is retarded because the main objective of the game is to beat the living shit out of snails. WTF!!
Desperate Player:PAYING 200 MESOS FOR S EX!!
girliethief(who's really a guy):I'll give you s ex
Desperate Player:Ok
*trading scroll opens*
Desperate player:Ok give me s ex now plz
*girliethief runs
away*
This is one example of desperate little shits in Maple Story
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a game named after a story of a tree that is for retards that want to have enlarged heads
If you play maple story, you are a fagggnut with a big swollen head
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