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The sex act of inserting a dust cleaner up a partner's anus for sexual pleasure.
"Honey i found the perfect dust cleaner to try out the Marry Poppins tonight."
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Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
Its okay I'm only California married , we can still have fun.
a lesbian
Marry Poppins would totally kiss Queen Elizabeth
marry popins is a lesbo
The unexperienced folk's way of saying marijuana.
Suzy asked Kieth if he wanted to do smoke some cannabis after school. Kieth replied "No way dude! Marry iguana will ruin your brain!"
When two people are together, but do not want the MAN in their business with ALL that paperwork (common law).
we are not legally married, but we are black married.
When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
A woman with a gargantuan mustache who is amazing at anal sex and booty pops. Damn straight. (Her moan resembles a gorilla in labor)
Dude I totally fucked a harry marry last night! She looked like my grandma, and sounded like my dead dog.