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The guy who wrote www.fuckthesouth.com
No example. Just go to the site.
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The act of having oral sex while simultaneously skateboarding parallel to your sex partner. It is very difficult and highly dangerous, but if achieved bragging rights will be forever granted.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to your nuts?
Guy 2: Oh... I attempted a Massachusetts Fly By
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A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.
An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.
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a town in Massachusetts; lower echelons of the upper class: decay in a cloud of pot smoke; yuppie, middle-aged white parents, who enjoy the country clubs their parents may have been exluded from, recreated the mold: yuppie, teenaged white children, who wish their parents were black gansta rappers from compton, emphasize the mold
Hey, Tom, I was wondering if you wanted to score some pot in Sharon, Massachusetts.
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the furniture place of massachusetts complete with Ikea, Jordan's furniture, Lazy Boy, and Bob's Discount Furniture. Sure we have some problems but what town doesn't. and yes our rivals are canton but that doesn't mean we will beat the shit outta anyone from canton that we see. I happen to have some friends from Canton. also why would you care which races are in stoughton? are you raceist? sure there are some gays but hey it's Massachusetts we allow gay marriage... get over it. also we don't have horrible sports teams, you probably say that we suck cause you're jealous. no not all the kids are stoners, punks,gay, or getto so shut up don't say what you don't know. yes stoughton has it's problems but stoughton has a lot of town spirit the whole town wears black and orange on huse events such as powderpuff. we always have fun at the dances and everyone goes to home football games. I'm proud to say I'm from Stoughton even though we have our little imperfections.sooo... stop hating us cause you're jealous.
unless you are from stoughton, massachusetts don't talk trash about it because you don't know shit!!!
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Another word for masturbating.
The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."
The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.
10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"
Dad: "He's masturbating."
10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"
Dad: "Yes."
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Where you freeze a piece of poop (the poop should be in the shape and size of a popsicle); once poop is frozen you take that poop and bang a female with it, telling her it is a fudgesicle the whole time. Before it melts too much you feed her a nibble or two. As it melts a whole bunch she can probably tell it's not a fudgesicle, so you laugh and tell her it was poop, then you punch her in the face.
Me: Hahaha, that was not a fudgesicle at all. That was a Massachusetts Fudgesicle!
Her: What? Nasty! <barf>
Me: <punch>
Her: Ouch! <calling 911>
Me: Hahaha <running away>
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