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Mass effected

Being addicted to the video game series Mass effect by Bioware.

By reading the books, owning a item of Mass effect, or playing the game more than 6 times.

Jake keeps saying that, "Mass effect will suck you in like a black hole!"

He is Mass effected.

by BigJK May 15, 2011

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A role-playing-game originally exclusive to the Xbox 360 (now available for PC gaming as well). Overall, an entertaining and enrapturing game with an original plot and setting (which is sufficiently rare in any game with a storyline nowadays) Hours can fly by if you aren’t careful.

It probably could have been called "Mass-turbation Effect" also, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing at all. The game is chock-full of all manner of women with supermodel bodies. None of them are anywhere approaching "overweight" and all are wearing skintight outfits: Armor (aptly named "hardsuits"), medical uniforms, casual wear and spacesuits are all form-fitting. Even the Alien ladies sport a homosapien figure... Players can even choose to set the main character as a woman which allows them to stare at their perfectly formed arse whilst blasting their way through hordes of enemies on some of the most perfect maps to ever grace an RPG

Horny Hormonal under 17 Gamer: "Dude! I cant buy Mass effect because it's rated 'M'! Can you believe that?"

Horny Hormonal 17+ Gamer: "Sucks for you! But anyways, it shoulda been rated 'T' for 'T&A throughout' Bow chicka wow wow!"

ESRB Notice: “This game is highly conducive to masturbation. Hand to penis interactions not rated by the ESRB”

by Frio_Frijoles May 13, 2009

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mass erect

A term used to refer to the video game Mass Effect, a sci-fi role playing game from developer Bioware for the Xbox 360 released on November 20th, 2007.

Originally used to communicate an individual's excitement of the game prior to its release. The game also allows the user, who plays as Commander Shepherd - to have sexual relationships with some of his or her shipmates which lends itself to the sexual reference and the ease with which "effect" can be changed to "erect"

Forumposterguy #1: "Oh snap, new Mass Effect trailer is up!."
Forumdood #2: "/checks pants. Yep, I'm Mass Erect"

by kirbybreezy December 2, 2007

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