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a word to describe one of two things: a homosexual male who is in the bottom position being used and abused much like gym equipment. the other use is to describe the surface on which two or more male homos engage in gay play.
wow ferris why do you always choose bottom, dont be such a fag-mat. oh god get the bleach n hose ferris had his buddies over last night; we have to disinfect the fag-mat.
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One of the BEST song writters ever....
Kill hannah rox my sox off!
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The coolest asian man-child to step foot on US soil. Fresh outta the MiniVan and straight into our hearts.
Jerome: Yo homeboy, is dat AZN Mat????
Jamal: I don't know...I can't see his freshly waxed Eyebrows yet.
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a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.
Drug money goes to the laundry mat.
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the living example of a wasteman. A person, who has no reason for being on this world, and was such a blantent MISTAKE !
his opening conversation "hey i'm mat sav....i'm SAFE !"
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What people in the West-Island call Devil's Night (the night before Halloween). It got it's name because people steal door mats and do switcheroos. It is also the night people go around TPing trees and other mischief is caused.
I woke up this morning after mat night and my doormat was missing. I found it the next week three blocks down.
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A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.