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The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.
*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.
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When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast
Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned
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A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.
That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!
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A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
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a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.
On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."
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