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Take a leftover meat loaf and make a sandwich with two pieces of bread, ketchup, a slice of meatloaf and a slice of cheese. After making the sandwich, go upstairs and rape your wife. Then eat the meatloaf sandwich.
Yo man, my wife made meatloaf so tonight I'm gonna be having meatloaf leftovers.
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This is a rather involved and racial sex act, please do not read if you hate Black or Homosexual persons.
A Texas meatloaf is when an overly hick Texan grabs an obese Black man off the street and takes him back to his ranch. The obese Black man has many a roll on his body and the Texan must fuck each crevasse of the Black man's fat rolls as he would titty fuck a woman. A common additive to meatloaf is ketchup, but in a Texas Meatloaf the ketchup is substituted with the ranch owner's wife's menstrual fluids which are released all over the obese black man's body.
Sean grabbs a fat, black version of Omar of the street for a Texas meatloaf and uses his wife Jessica period juices to lubricate Omar's fat rolls.
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when you are doing someone up the butt, and when you jizz, shit gets stuck in it and it stays on your dick when you pull it out.
Dude I boned this hot redhead in the ass last night, but came out with an italian meatloaf
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A Texan Meatloaf is when, you nut in an open wound, then burn it shut.
Carl: duuude i gave my wife a Texan Meatloaf
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When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?
Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
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When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack
I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.
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1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy
my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.
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