n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
Noun/placename.
Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.
You going to tango at the merc tonight?
When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".
AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.
You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.
Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.
A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times
Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day