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An unbelievable moment of pure skill on a football pitch, so much so that it only happens once in a lifetime.
My Messi Moment was when I scored a 360 degree bicycle kick from the halfway line and it went top corner
Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"
It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes
When a couple make love during the women's menstruation period.
Guy: Lets go to bed!
Girl: No, I'm in my Red Zone
Guy: That's ok, it will be messy but fun!
Girl: Sure, I'm up for some messy fun!
Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
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Someone who runs out of arguments and brings up the past to support their position.
Yeah, he brought up a past fight when we went rock climbing. What a messy bitch.
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The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
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