Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it

i got a gaming microphone

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

Microphone Head

Look at the top of your head.

Dis Bois head is a microphone head.

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war