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To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).
I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.
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Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.
Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.
Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.
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A euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one's sense of smell. Derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.
"Plug your nose, I'm about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here."
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minutes that seem like they take forever. when someone waits for something in the microwave to get done it feels like a long ass time.
im feeling microwave minutes right now, the clock says its been 4 but its really been like 17 minutes
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Possibly, mankind's most finest invention. "Cooking without fire!" It is also this Urban Dictionary Contributor's opinion that the Microwave Oven is the implied 2001 A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick "Ape Tool" that will eventually define our demise. It represents all that is good and all that is bad. This rectangular box's start button, in analogy, is the nuclear death of all mankind or the provider of sustenance for the millions in need. In spoken word we toy with its implied, "Age of Destruction" capabilities. See 'Nuke This' in the Urban Dictionary
The next time you heat up a ham and cheese sandwich in this "box without fire," you should remember one fact. There will come a time when someone wants your hot and toasty ham and cheese sandwich..., which button will we have pushed?
Same as the Charles Nobel Peace Prize, the inventor of the Microwave Oven could be the founder of the next like charitable institution.
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A way to describe how hungry and lazy you are since the maximum effort you are willing to put into a meal is nuking something in the microwave. Time limit of cooking shouldn't exceed 3-4 minutes; the usual time it takes to cook a frozen meal.
I was really hungry after class but I didn't feel like cooking anything when I got home so I ended up eating a hot pocket. I guess I was only microwave hungry.
A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.