When you drink water late at night (generally 12 - 4 AM) and it tastes so fuckin' good
*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"
The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.
That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!
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Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.
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Joe: last night I was out forever!
Friend: how late?
Joe: 9:30pm
Friend: ah, a Canadian midnight!
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The act of straddling your partner's face, wrapping your scrotum completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.
Everything was going great with this girl until I tried tacos at midnight on her. I didn't think it would be a wet one.
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The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.
Person 1: I love The Midnight Beast!
Person 2: Me too! I love their video Ninjas!
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When you wrap your dick in a hot dog bun and tell your girlfriend you have a midnight snack for her. Must be performed around midnight.
Bitch was complaining she needed a snack. I gave her a midnight hotdog.
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