Milk

A spoof version of words such as 'phat', 'wicked,' etc, and other words that temporarily express the 'coolness' of a given situation, object or person.

Can be used imaginatively, ie super-cool is FULL-FAT MILK M8 and something not not so good is SKIMMED, said with a shake of the head.

- When your llama has quadruplets then you may say 'propa full-fat milk yea m8!!!!'
- Having watched Free Willy, you may say 'well, on the whole, I'd say semi-skimmed.'
- On your soggy biscuit dropping into your tea, the phrase 'dang! my biscuit just fell into my tea. That is skimmed', would be appropriate.
- When someone manages to ride a skateboard and cook a full-english breakfast at the same time, you may express 'ahh you iz so full-fat you iz cream bruv!'

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Milking it

To pretend to be sick or hurt,to take advantage of the positive

Oh come on,can't you see?He is milking it just to skip school.

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Milk

A term of measurement, close to a gallon, but not quite

"I drank a whole fucking milk of water after fuckin' that girls brains out, I was so thirsty..."

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milk

white juice secreted from a cow

the stuff in those cartons and bottles that say "McArthur milk, extra-pasteurized

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milking

When a bong is being used to smoke or marijuana, when the tube of the bong is being filled with smoke it begins to milk. So therefore while the bong is ebing filled with smoke it is milking.

"Yo Jack don't hit that yet it is still milking"

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Milking

Screwing around at your job or any other place where you are getting paid to do actual work.

Can also refer to a time of day.
(4-5pm is known as the milking hour)

Spanish: Ordenando (OR-den-YAN-do)

"Does Hector have those TPS reports done yet?"
"Nope, he's just been milking at his desk."

"You've been here two weeks and already you're milking!"

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milk

The stuff that shoots out of your nose when you hear a funny joke. Consists of Vitamin D, Protein, Vitamin K, and Calcium of course.
Famous phrase used to advertise milk is "Got Milk?"

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why did the chickencross the road?
Person 1: So he could get to the other side
*Person 2 is drinking milk at the time and it explodes out of his nose*

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