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A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
When a fling, girlfriend or ex-girl friend calls another man to "handle", attack or kill her boyfriend while knowing that both men could either end up dead or in jail, while she lives free with her hands are clean. Dummy missions are usually started over a fight/disagreament but are escalated by lies. Usually, the guy that is sent on the dummy mission is a simp or does it for some personal honor (big brother) and is HIGHLY emotional, but hasn't been told the full story. Most dummy missions can be talked out between the two men but never do because those dummy men aren't emtionally stable of enough to get the full story.
Trish burned her boyfriend Michael's things and slapped him. Michael in his defense pushed her againt the wall and yelled at her to leave. Trish left and told Tom (her simp crush) that he punched her multiple times. Tom came back with her to the house with his pistol. On a dummy mission, Tom confronted Michael. A fight broke out and Tom shot Michael. Tom is doing 50 years in prison. Michael is Dead. Trish is now with John.
A journey that is a waste of your time.
A pursuit resulting in failure.
"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."
"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."
When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!
Bust a mission. the gangster way of saying to go somewhere.
Im going to bust a mission to chipotle!
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1) The annoying thing the AFATDs says when data is sent.
2) A Call for fire (artillery) despite being the oldest forms of area fire, arty is still an effective means of illumination, suppressing, screening and destroying a target of opportunity in a quick and timely means with variations in shell and fuze combinations. Also specific rounds can be used to minimize colateral damage.
Command: Hey why did we shoot a fire mission?
Fister: Because we wanted them dead?
Command: aijgoaihghegloaeiojoawet283u59235!!!!!1!!!one!!1!
Fister: Ok but they're dead now so....
Command: Well we wanted helocopters to kill them because we wanted to be involved and make ourselves feel important.
Fister: They can still do a battle damage assesment?
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An adventrue one takes while incredibly high. Commonly involving food,proquireing more marijuana/parephanelia or some innane task. Involving mass confusion not only for those involved, but those who are unfortunate enough to cross paths with the adventurers. Almost always the original plan is scrapped or forgotten.
Lindsey and I went on a stoner mission to get papers. We got distracted and completly forgot why we went to the store.
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