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You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. You swing down and aim for the girl's vagina, the goal being to pick her up with just your penis and carry her into the air.
Guy 1: Did you hear Frank is in the hospital?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He tried the Mississippi Deathwish!
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A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.
“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”
“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”
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when you are 69ing a girl and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her ass.
i didn't know what to do with my chaw, so I gave her a mississippi stinger.
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Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.
The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.
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to dress up as star wars characters and start to butt fuck...i know it has nothing to do with mississippi or dragonflys
"me and my bitch pulled a mississippi dragonfly last night, that shit was ill"
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When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure
Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.
When the fecal matter begins to surface from the anus, the man uses his penis to forcefully reinsert the matter into the anus.
I gave her the mississippi mudpipe last night.